Image of a girl with a knife, anime style.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

-Kurt Vonnegut

Well, well, well... Look who we have here. Your IP address: 44.192.20.240 has been logged, along with your country: United States and city: Ashburn.
But don't worry, I'm not planning on stopping there. Next up, I'll need your street number and IBAN. Just kidding... or am I? Muahaha!

Hey buddy, got a joke for you:

Why bother with two-factor authentication when no one wants to log in as you in the first place?

Make sure to share it with your friends or we might have to revoke your joke privileges. 😉